A London-dwelling Scotsman met a friend one day, who noticed his long face. "What's the matter, Wullie?" "Well, I was on jury service and I was given three days in jail." "For being on a jury? How did that happen?" "The judge said, 'What is your name'? and I said,'William Wallace MacDiarmid MacGregor.' He said, "Are you Scottish by any chance?" and I said, 'Are you a bloody comedian?' "
When do you leave, Regor?
ReplyDeleteA London-dwelling Scotsman met a friend one day, who noticed his long face.
ReplyDelete"What's the matter, Wullie?"
"Well, I was on jury service and I was given three days in jail."
"For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
"The judge said, 'What is your name'? and I said,'William Wallace MacDiarmid MacGregor.'
He said, "Are you Scottish by any chance?" and I said, 'Are you a bloody comedian?' "